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Kitchen Sounds (Popularity:  )
This is the sound of my husband making dinner: "oops." It isn't always oops, but tonight, for some reason, it's oops. Do I dare ask why? I'm not sure. I'm either coming down with the flu or recovering from something like it, and I'm not sure I'm in any kind of shape to hear the answer.
Sometimes the sound of my husband making dinner is an extremely loud smoke alarm screeching ...
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The Cynical But Lonely Farmer (Popularity: )
There once was a cynical farmer who was tired of being told how to grow his crops and manage his farm. They knew nothing about his particular plot of land. Then again, those people were the only ones to talk to for miles around. Like most people who are bored with there life, that farmer really wanted to meet new people and get some advice from a real expert.
One day ...
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The Spanish Contribution to the Eurovision Songfestival (Popularity: )
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When you live in a foreign country you need time to understand the culture. If you focus on the humor part of the culture you can come up with many differences easily. Not only the content part of humor can be different but also the form; what was popular in one culture can become popular in another but many years after. This is like paintings: some countries have shifted their ...
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Irish Eyes (Popularity: )
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1. How many kingdoms was early Celtic Ireland divided into?
A. 150
B. 15
C. 5
D. 1
A. 150
TRIVIA: Early Celtic Ireland was divided into 150 local kingdoms ruled by 5 provincial kings and one High King. So in a way all the answers were correct except "15" of course!
2. What lies on top of an Irish Coffee?
A. Coffee
B. Whiskey
C. Cream
D. Liqueur
C. Cream
TRIVIA: That was a tricky one, wasn't it! Except for the fanatics ...
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A Chick With a Pick (Popularity: )
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I'm unwilling to pigeon hole myself politically, but if forced, I would happily place myself in the 'frustrated feminist' box. If I was around in the early part of the twentieth century I'd have been more than happy to burn bras with the Suffragettes, as it's a literally evil contraption.
The bra-burning remains a point of contention amongst the modern day collection of men-haters, but the fact that these freedom-fighters went ...
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Humor Has Been My Life's Calling! (Popularity: )
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In my younger years in school...I've hit a home run or two; I've thrown a touchdown pass or two; I've won a dance contest or two, etc. In my later years, I've sold my artwork at arts and crafts shows and built an award-winning website. But, nothing gives me more satisfaction, than to put a smile on somebody's face, and I've done it countless times over the years!
Humor has been ...
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Share Best Funny Text Messages to your Pals & closed ones (Popularity: )
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You are not completely dressed up if you don't wear a smile. Smile is seen to be the best medication and in an effort to make individuals giggle, one or two funny jokes are necessary. If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no chequebook. It is rigorously tested that in an effort to stay fit and healthy, both physically ...
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A Small Murphy's - Maybe (Popularity: )
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I have nothing but admiration for the reunited Spice Girls. Their music may have been atrocious, and you'd struggle to find a greater collection of dogs outside of Battersea, but their trailblazing work in the field of ginger acceptance remains unsurpassed.
The minging quintet penetrated the public consciousness to such an unprecedented degree that the entire English language evolved as a result. The bints were slightly embarrassed when the meaningless soundbite ...
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Keep your Eyes on your kids through Phone Tracking Software (Popularity: )
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Do you feel frustrated at not knowing where your kids are or if they are in potential danger?
Every parent dreads that moment when the kids don’t arrive home from school on the bus at the normal time or you arrive to pick them up at a specific location and they aren’t there. Where are they? Your heart starts to beat a little faster and you try not to panic as ...
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Just a Mow Please (Popularity: )
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I would never deliberately hurt anyone or anything - I'm too much of a softie for that, but just recently, I managed to inflict some serious harm. Perhaps I should confess, and admit to actually killing something.
After the recent rains, the grass in my yard was getting a tad out of control. I realized how much out of control the lawn was when I had to launch a safari to ...
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